May 2013
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
familyfriendlyurl:
i wish pokemon were real cuz then instead of being a shitty blogger id be a shitty ace trainer who stands by the sider of the road wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat waiting for 10 year olds to pass by so he can challenge them and still gets his ass kicked routinely
nintooner:
hey babe are u an anime opening because I can’t understand a thing you’re saying
sojetlife:
tinychatter:
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
youaresogayskarth:
theaspiringauthor:
pipjustice:
rockinzayn:
rileylife:
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
apparently...
This Ad Has a Secret Anti-Abuse Message That Only... →
coagulates:
In an effort to provide abused children with a safe way to reach out for help, a Spanish organization called the Aid to Children and Adolescents at Risk Foundation, or ANAR for short, created an ad that displays a different message for adults and children at the same time.
THIS IS AMAZING OMG
daintylolihime:
don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem
don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem
don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person
understandablydumb:
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
Watchdaftpnk:
lzbth:
baboushkat:
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
iM WATCHIFNG THIS ON A BUS IN PUBLIC
NO NONO NO NOOOOOOOO
ameliaslastgoodbye:
one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
turn-it-up-tune-them-out:
artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
heavenandhellcastiel:
If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that Jensen Ackles shapes napkins into penises
realitybl0ws:
here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
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